Rap Decoded by the Overthinker

It makes perfect sense, really. They’re a boss. They sometimes have a soft and caress-able beard. They’re often large, burly people.  They often rhyme when telling you what to do: “I need that on time; and, on my desk by five.”

But mostly, they are subject to the following:

1. God Forgives, Your Boss Don’t

2. Grunt before and/or after speaking

3. Arrive to work in a Maybach

4. Trap beats as their ring tone

5. Refers to themselves as ‘Teflon Don’

6. Think they’re Big Meech or Larry Hoover

7. Was once a correctional officer or respects such profession

8. Reebok is their sneaker of choice