Rap Decoded by the Overthinker
It makes perfect sense, really. They’re a boss. They sometimes have a soft and caress-able beard. They’re often large, burly people. They often rhyme when telling you what to do: “I need that on time; and, on my desk by five.”
But mostly, they are subject to the following:
1. God Forgives, Your Boss Don’t
2. Grunt before and/or after speaking
3. Arrive to work in a Maybach
4. Trap beats as their ring tone
5. Refers to themselves as ‘Teflon Don’
6. Think they’re Big Meech or Larry Hoover
7. Was once a correctional officer or respects such profession
8. Reebok is their sneaker of choice
